Bartender Geek

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I didn't camp out, but I did drop off a six dozen hard-boiled eggs to Occupy Boston.

Because the OWS movement is the spearhead of a movement that at least offers the possibility of returning our country to greatness by creating an actual free market, not twisted by the Wall Street/corporate/Washington collusion which creates an oligarchy which twists capitalism into a form that is damaging to the societal fabric, instead of being a force that brings better lives to people. Which is what capitalism can be, when powerful forces don't control and twist it.

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Absolutely, if I were disfigured by an accident or disease.

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Whomever asked the other out. If it was a mutual thing, then split the check. Unless you are already friends who've worked out an "even/odd" every-other-meal thing, in which case you continue that pattern.

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Take any parts that anybody can use, and use 'em. Take the rest, put it in a kittel, and have someone sit with the body reciting psalms. Ideally, someone who knows me and wants to do that, and would find it comforting to do so. That probably means having my body wrapped in a shroud BESIDES being in a kittel, because, having removed any and all useful bits, I expect the remainder wouldn't be very pretty -- no embalming, no neatening up my corpse, so just wrap it up so that it's not disturbing to anyone.

Quickly get the word out that I'm dead, so that anyone who wants to be there can hear about it and get to the funeral, then put the remains in as cheap a pine box as possible. Bury it in a Jewish cemetery with a fairly traditional ceremony, and then, hopefully, I'll have lived a life such that some people will be moved to say kaddish for me over the next eleven months.

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No.

I LIKE all my ex-partners. Anything that reminds me of them is a good thing.

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Valentine's Day I don't really care about one way or the other.

However, it's a necessary prerequisite for one of my favorite holidays: February 15th, National Half-Price Chocolate In Heart-Shaped Boxes Day.

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No. Everything that scared me when I was a young child continues to scare me today. I'm just better at dealing with the fear.

(20 mg of Lexapro a day seems to help with this, incidentally.)

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Okay, this one is easy for me. rebmommy.

Duh.