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So, fellow Jews: have you ever sat there and thought, "Well, but HOW could I burn my chametz? It's not like bread and Chereos are actually all that inflammable."

I had a brainstorm.

190 proof grain alcohol is chametz.

Okay, there's a possibility that it's only kitnyot, if it's made from corn. But still.

Soak a piece of bread in grain alcohol.

Burns like a charm. If there was a problem, it was that I had to use about a quart of water after the thing was charcoal just to make CERTAIN it was out. . .

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Date: 2009-04-08 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xiphias.livejournal.com
But it's the rules. Gnomi and Mabfan burned more stuff than I did. I just burned it better.

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Date: 2009-04-08 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] browngirl.livejournal.com
Do I sound like I disapprove? I just wish I'd gotten to see this!

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Date: 2009-04-08 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dillonpuff.livejournal.com
heh

next time I vote making up some home-made napalm

that'll show people what's up :)

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Date: 2009-04-08 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xiphias.livejournal.com
What's cool about my method is that everything I'm burning is chametz. That's not a requirement -- you are allowed to burn things other than chametz, so the napalm method is useful.

Possibly.

Because napalm is made with gelatin, which is, itself, treif. That may not be a problem, since it's not to be eaten. But it would seem, I dunno, a little emotionally weird. I don't think it would break any of the rules, though.

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Date: 2009-04-08 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dillonpuff.livejournal.com
well, I admit ... the aspect of it being chametz as well is pretty clever in my book :)


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