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Okay, y'all have seen this one, right?

Write yourself a dating ad.

1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible

2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all

3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.

Problem has been that most folks haven't succeeded. I mean, they write ads that make them sound appealing.

So let's see how I do.

Married white man, 5'5", 220+ lbs, seeks someone. Has some of own hair, esp. on back and shoulders, and most of own teeth.

EDIT: I just remembered the other line I wanted to put in: "No felony convictions."

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23 yr old white male, 5'8", 165lbs, rebounding from a recent break up, desperate for attention and nurturing. In debt tens of thousands of dollars, no relevant education. High school dropout with G.E.D. Mechanic who has lost license, now working self to death doing overnights on Best Buy project team, making too little and falling further behind. No solid, feasible plans to get out of rut, no light visible at end of tunnel. Looking for someone to give me the temporary illusion that life is worthwhile, and the hope I may get over that big break-up from years back. Real ability to do any of these things irrelevant, I'll see what I want to as long as I can, anyway.

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Also: Relatively few convictions, all driving related, I beat the assault case.