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Sep. 24th, 2007 11:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
xiphiasOkay, y'all have seen this one, right?
Write yourself a dating ad.
1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.
Problem has been that most folks haven't succeeded. I mean, they write ads that make them sound appealing.
So let's see how I do.
Married white man, 5'5", 220+ lbs, seeks someone. Has some of own hair, esp. on back and shoulders, and most of own teeth.
EDIT: I just remembered the other line I wanted to put in: "No felony convictions."
Write yourself a dating ad.
1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.
Problem has been that most folks haven't succeeded. I mean, they write ads that make them sound appealing.
So let's see how I do.
Married white man, 5'5", 220+ lbs, seeks someone. Has some of own hair, esp. on back and shoulders, and most of own teeth.
EDIT: I just remembered the other line I wanted to put in: "No felony convictions."