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[xiphias]

Okay, y'all have seen this one, right?

Write yourself a dating ad.

1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible

2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all

3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.

Problem has been that most folks haven't succeeded. I mean, they write ads that make them sound appealing.

So let's see how I do.

Married white man, 5'5", 220+ lbs, seeks someone. Has some of own hair, esp. on back and shoulders, and most of own teeth.

EDIT: I just remembered the other line I wanted to put in: "No felony convictions."

Comments

Do I win?

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Single white female, 5 feet tall, 180 pounds, likes guinea pigs and pretending to live in medieval times. May have finally met the love of her life, but unfortunately he is married to someone else, so she's going to try dating some other people too. An avid fan of Grey's Anatomy, she also enjoys making crude sexual innuendos and looking at pictures of cats on the internet.