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IAN: Our cat needs a bath.
LIS: I've been saying that for a while.
IAN: But how do you bathe a cat? I mean, I've seen the YouTube video, but I don't want to do that.
LIS: How? You call a groomer.
IAN: agrumer? Avram Grumer?
LIS (patiently): Yes, dear. Avram Grumer is going to wash our cat.
IAN: Does he know this?
LIS: Naw, we'll just drop the cat off at his house. He's in New Jersey, right?

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[felis-sidus.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I diagnose either kitty litter contamination or tooth/gum disease. If it's the latter, that could account for the recent weight loss despite the increase in thyroid med.

May I suggest that you have someone other than yourselves do the bathing? Not only are you less likely to need stiches, it's also less likely that Boopsie will place the entire blame on you. She might condescend to notice you again sometime this lifetime.

[cheshyre]

May I suggest that you have someone other than yourselves do the bathing?

Thus the original pun. I believe in hiring a groomer to bathe the Boop, rather than trying it ourselves.