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IAN: Our cat needs a bath.
LIS: I've been saying that for a while.
IAN: But how do you bathe a cat? I mean, I've seen the YouTube video, but I don't want to do that.
LIS: How? You call a groomer.
IAN: agrumer? Avram Grumer?
LIS (patiently): Yes, dear. Avram Grumer is going to wash our cat.
IAN: Does he know this?
LIS: Naw, we'll just drop the cat off at his house. He's in New Jersey, right?

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[voltbang.livejournal.com]

If you do do the catwashingmachine from youtube fame, you should make your own video.

Two words. Shower Stall.

[batwrangler.livejournal.com]

And also: overalls.