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I got lunch at our favorite American-style Chinese restaurant (you know what I mean -- not like what [livejournal.com profile] copperpoint is eating these days, and also not what you get in "Polynesian-Chinese" restaurants), and I got the best fortune cookie EVER at the end of it. Better than the one my sister got that one time, "You are not paranoid; we ARE out to get you."

It said, "You are about to become $8.95 poorer ($6.95 if you got the buffet)."

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Date: 2006-03-31 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nolly.livejournal.com
My worst ever was: "Beware of friends, who will betray you."

This was at a catered lunch during trainig for a job I was fired from a week later.

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Date: 2006-03-31 11:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burgundy.livejournal.com
It's the comma that makes it so terrible.

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Date: 2006-04-01 12:08 am (UTC)

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Date: 2006-03-31 11:53 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] brooksmoses
Ouch, indeed!

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Date: 2006-04-01 12:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nolly.livejournal.com
I should mention that the training was the first week -- this job lasted a mere two weeks -- and then I got two weeks severance. Which, ultimately, is better than the people who stuck around until the company imploded.

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