Hey, everyone posts their Rob Bezsny horoscopes, so why not?

[xiphias]

Onion horoscope
By Lloyd Schumner Sr.
Retired Machinist and
A.A.P.B.-Certified Astrologer

Pisces: (Feb. 19 - March 20)
The stars would love to influence your future, but they are powerless against your well-established patterns of behavior.

Just sayin' . . .

Comments

[jehanna.livejournal.com]

There have been weeks where I've been tempted to post my Onion horoscope. Occasionally those are distressingly accurate.

[kightp.livejournal.com]

Why not, indeed?

When I post Breszny, it's mainly for the humor value, anyway. (-: