Fanfic recommendation:

[xiphias]

A short fanfic called "Gamol-léac"

http://archiveofourown.org/works/143758

Comments

[gnomi.livejournal.com]

Heee! Adorable.

And in return, Smell Like a Monster.

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

Yup, one of my favorites.

"I'm on a horse."

"Moo."

"Cow."

[gnomi.livejournal.com]

If I say "I'm on a horse" to Muffin or Squeaker, whichever girl it is responds with "Moo! Cow!"

[(Anonymous)]

Due to poem-piracy, skalds are now having to resort to advertising based business models to support themselves, and this is what we get. I hope they're happy, the hook-handed, word-thieving bastards.