A parable.
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A man goes to his rebbe with a question:
"Rebbe, why is it that we eat kugel on Shabbos?"
"It is because the numerical value of the word 'kugel; is the same as the word 'Shabbos'." 1
The man nodded, and turned to leave, satisfied. But before he got halfway home, he stopped, thought a moment, and ran back to the rebbe.
"Rebbe -- the numerical value of 'Shabbos' is MUCH greater than the value of 'kugel'!" he said.
"So, nu, have another piece."
1 In Hebrew, each letter has a value, which is how Classical Hebrew tended to present numbers. That also means that you can add up the values of the letters in a word, to get the value of the word. And there is a common thing you do to take words of equal value, and connect them. In this case, the words are שבת, Shabbat/Shabbos (depending on accent), and קוגל, "kugel". Shin = 300, Bet = 2, Tav = 400, for a total of 602 for "Shabbat"; Kuf = 100, Vav = 6, Gimmel = 3, Lamed = 30, for a total of 139 for "kugel". Naturally, this means that you ought to have 4 1⁄3 pieces of kugel on Shabbat.
"Rebbe, why is it that we eat kugel on Shabbos?"
"It is because the numerical value of the word 'kugel; is the same as the word 'Shabbos'." 1
The man nodded, and turned to leave, satisfied. But before he got halfway home, he stopped, thought a moment, and ran back to the rebbe.
"Rebbe -- the numerical value of 'Shabbos' is MUCH greater than the value of 'kugel'!" he said.
"So, nu, have another piece."
1 In Hebrew, each letter has a value, which is how Classical Hebrew tended to present numbers. That also means that you can add up the values of the letters in a word, to get the value of the word. And there is a common thing you do to take words of equal value, and connect them. In this case, the words are שבת, Shabbat/Shabbos (depending on accent), and קוגל, "kugel". Shin = 300, Bet = 2, Tav = 400, for a total of 602 for "Shabbat"; Kuf = 100, Vav = 6, Gimmel = 3, Lamed = 30, for a total of 139 for "kugel". Naturally, this means that you ought to have 4 1⁄3 pieces of kugel on Shabbat.
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Date: 2012-07-06 02:17 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-07-06 02:58 am (UTC)I get the impression, from things that you and others day, that an awful lot of rabbis, especially Reform rabbis, are extremely into Granny Weatherwax-style headology. Don't know the answer? It's not an important part of Jewish scripture? Make up something plausible! So as long as you give a nice placebo answer that satisfies the asker, that's just fine.
In fact, sometimes I swear that rabbis compete to come up with the most outlandish things possible and see how far they get!
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Date: 2012-07-06 03:06 am (UTC)Kugel is, obviously, a type of food. The two most common types of kugel are noodle kugel and potato kugel, and the two of them are nothing alike, to the point that I'm not even clear, in my own mind, what "kugel-ness" is -- what characteristics the two of them share.
They're both baked loaf-like dishes, I guess.
Noodle, or lokshen, kugel is a sweet dish of egg noodles, cottage/farmer's/ricotta cheese, raisins, eggs, and so forth, baked. Potato kugel is made of potatoes, onions, matzah meal, all grated/shredded/blended together, and baked.
What do they have in common? Well, they're both baked, and they're both delicious.
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Date: 2012-07-06 09:00 am (UTC)The word is usually translated as "pudding" which is rather confusing.
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Date: 2012-07-06 12:07 pm (UTC)Also, this story is hilarious, and I have just sent it to my whole family.
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Date: 2012-07-06 02:47 pm (UTC)(The British meaning of "pudding" is "dessert", while, in America, what we call a "pudding", they call a "custard", and what we call a "custard", they call a "flan", and what we call a "flan", they call a . . . well, as far as I know, they call it a "flan", too. But our "flan" is specifically the one of Spanish origin with eggs that's served un-molded (or un-moulded) with orange sauce. "Kugel" does not fit ANY of these definitions, except that you could use SOME lokshen kugels as desserts, but they're generally used as side dishes, even if they're sweet.)
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Date: 2012-07-06 10:32 pm (UTC)And then there is Indian pudding (and, as a New Englander, you may also be familiar with grape nut pudding) though that is sweetened. There's even hasty pudding which is, essentially, polenta. (Indian pudding is hasty pudding made with molasses and sweet spices added, at least in my admittedly limited experience.)
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