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Super Soakers don't look like real firearms, because that would be stupid.  But the battery-operated ones do look like Warhammer 40,000 bolters.   Unfortunately, they're not quite powerful enough to hit a raccoon on a fire escape three stories above the ground.

 

I am married to a woman who says things like, "On your way back from the grocery store, pick up a Super Soaker to see if we can't squirt the raccoon."

 

Not because she imagines that it would make the beast move on.  Just because she thinks it would be funny.

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Date: 2012-04-16 11:53 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] batwrangler.livejournal.com
A garden sprayer with a canister that you pressurize by pumping (often sold for spraying trees) might work....

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Date: 2012-04-17 12:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rymrytr.livejournal.com

I like your Lady! She thinks along the same lines as I. :o)

And for fun, go up on the roof and drop water balloons of the "little Bandit".

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Date: 2012-04-17 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xiphias.livejournal.com
She's been wondering if we can't just go up to our tenant's apartment and pour a bucket of water on the thing.

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Date: 2012-04-18 11:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 403.livejournal.com
Seconded.

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Date: 2012-04-17 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metaphortunate.livejournal.com
Evil, yet awesome. :)

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Date: 2012-04-17 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rebmommy.livejournal.com
raccoons? still? haven't they gotten the idea yet that they are not welcome? How are Nicky and Nora at raccoon hunting?

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Date: 2012-04-27 06:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] micheinnz.livejournal.com
Lis would fit right in with my weird friends.

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