Sentences which seem like they ought to be metaphorical, but aren't.

[xiphias]

"Oh, good. My coyote urine showed up in the mail."

(If we can get the raccoons to move on before they dig through the walls, we don't need to hire the wildlife control folks.)

Comments

[bill_sheehan.livejournal.com]

On the plus side, you don't have to hire the Havahart trap folks. On the down side, your house smells like a coyote urinal.

[mabfan.livejournal.com]

This gave us a smile.

[ellettra.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, this reminds me of an unfortunate incident we had when we were kids... it involved synthetic deer urine and two sisters who got in Really Big Trouble for messing around with it, hahahaha

[rebmommy.livejournal.com]

Raccoons invading again? I hope the coyote urine works. If not, maybe the squirrels will chase them out of their home.