For the first time ever, I am impressed by a spam subject: line

[xiphias]

"Your schlong can be schlonger."

Comments

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

Would make a great T-shirt.

[linenoise.livejournal.com]

Verdict: Awesome.

[quietann.livejournal.com]

you're making me giggle...

[cucumberseed.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I have to give it up to that one.
If by it, you do not mean my hard-earned money, but something entirely ephemeral and not essential to my having walls, lights, heat and food.

[yardlong.livejournal.com]

They outdid themselves that time!