A song.

[xiphias]

Iron Man
Iron Man
Does whatever an iron can.
Presses pants
Any size
Including pleats,
cuffs and flies
Look out!
Here comes the Iron Man!!!!!!

Comments

[querldox.livejournal.com]

To my knowledge, this was first done a number of years ago by comics writer Roger Stern (his version had "keeps those creases / right in line" instead of "Including pleats / cuffs and flies").

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

I couldn't remember where I'd heard it first, and I couldn't quite remember the second line, so I wrote my own. Certainly, the song in general is not mine, but that line is.