There are tasks that are gross enough that you only undertake them out of love and duty.

[xiphias]

One such task is cleaning dog crap from the treads in your wife's good shoes.

Tools used included:

• a garden hose
  
• the weeds around the side of the house
  
• the tree stump around the side of the house
  
• paper towels
  
• Q-tips
  
• hydrogen peroxide
  
• rubbing alcohol
  
• a paper clip
  
• Lysol Scrubbing Bubbles
  
• a toilet plunger due to some problems with the disposal of some of the above items.
  

But the task is done.

Comments

[janetmiles.livejournal.com]

You are to be commended. I'd have been completely icked out by that.

[tceisele.livejournal.com]

Huh. I guess having spent a large fraction of my childhood ankle-deep in cow manure has inured me to this sort of thing. Maybe I should start a business to take care of things that are just too icky for normal people to deal with.

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

I love lots of people, but I have an "everybody scrapes the poop off their own shoes, including me" policy that I don't ever think I could ever bring myself to suspend.

[goljerp]

In my family, I'm the poop-scraper-offer, the american cockroach killer, or at least the disposer of cockroach corpses. (American cockroaches are sometimes called "water bugs", in a vain attempt to make them sound less horrifying than they are. At least up north, they don't fly. Often.)