My Harry Potter predictions:

[xiphias]

Note: I've been avoiding spoilers, so these are all just guesses:

• The seventh and final horcrux will be Tom Riddle's/Voldemort's sled from when he was a little boy.
  
• Although he's been told all his life that Voldemort killed his parents, actually, Voldemort IS Harry's parents -- but, "from a certain point of view", the statement wasn't false.
  
• Also, Hermione is Harry's sister.
  
• Cho is actually a guy.
  
• Dumbledore was actually dead the whole time.
  
• Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans are made out of people.
  
• The whole series was in the mind of a little autistic boy who was playing with a snowglobe with a castle in it.
  
• Also, James Potter was in the shower, and isn't actually dead -- it was all a dream.
  
• Keyser Soze is actually Filch.
  

Comments

[tylik.livejournal.com]

bwah.

[madcaptenor.livejournal.com]

I think I remember hearing somewhere that J. K. Rowling explictly said Hermione isn't Harry's sister.

and at least some Every Flavor Beans should be people-flavored; people is a flavor.

[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee :)

[ckd]

You forgot "they find the Statue of Liberty, almost completely buried".

[cheshyre]

Have you seen http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/1632.html ?

[ckd]

I hadn't. That's very funny.

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

That's why I didn't put it in my list.

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[theclamsman.livejournal.com]

Dude, if Cho were really a guy, Harry would still be interested in him. ;D

And if Richard (the first Dumbledore) were still alive, I just might have to agree with your Dumbledore comment. HA!

[mattblum.livejournal.com]

James Potter will wake up in bed next to Susan Pevensie, and realize that the whole series was just a dream.

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

You, sir, are a sick, sick man. I salute you!

***golf clap***

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

That. Is. Brilliant.

[asimovberlioz.livejournal.com]

I snicker evilly at your suggestion -- and I happened to be in the studio audience for the last "Newhart"!

[delerium69.livejournal.com]

Hee-hee. Love the "St. Elsewhere" reference (even though I actually hated that plot device.)