We didn't get to the Zombie March today

[xiphias]

Since we were out of town, but we did think of some signs that we would have carried as protesters against the march:


RIPPING A BEATING HEART OUT OF SOMEONE'S CHEST STOPS A BEATING HEART

EATING BRAINS IS MURDER

YOU CAN'T HUG CHILDREN WITH ROTTING ARMS

ZOMBIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER LIVING THINGS

NIMGY -- NOT IN MY GRAVE YARD


And then, on the PRO-Zombie side:

EVERY DEATH A WANTED DEATH

JOHN 3:16

Comments

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow (I'm cracking up)

I particularly love the Bible verse

[dakiwiboid.livejournal.com]

It's very apt. It would work quite well for a certain type of vampire as well, if you used very convoluted logic.

[wordweaverlynn.livejournal.com]

As Reg Shoe says, "End vitalism now!"

[yendi]

That last one would have been best if the zombie holding it was wearing a rainbow wig.

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

Wow