That survey thingy.

[xiphias]

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.  (I'm pathetic. I miss Lis when she's at work. And I miss our cat, who's in the other room.)	✓ I don't watch much TV these days.	✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.	× I love to play video games.  (Like, yes, love, eh, not really.)	✓ I've tried marijuana.  (Twice. It did nothing either time, except give me a histimine reaction.)
✓ I've watched porn movies.	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.  (Usually, yes. There are exceptions, and I think I've written long, rambling essays about those exceptions.)
✓ I curse sometimes.	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.  (New antidepressant medication that seems to be working.)	✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.  (I hate going on airplanes because of this.)

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× I have broken someone's bones.	✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.  (Probably, but I can't think of one right now.)	× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.	✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.  (Liposuction. I don't like how fat I am. I don't want to be skinny, but I'd like to get down to maybe 180 pounds, from 220. (12 stone instead of 16, 80 kg instead of 100))	✓ I need/want money right now.  (Who doesn't? A certain amount of money is necessary. I happen to currently HAVE all the money I need right now, but that doesn't mean I don't need it.)
✓ I love sushi.	× I talk really, really fast.	× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair.	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.	✓ I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.	× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look.  (Sometimes. And right now is one of those times.)	× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.	× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.	✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.	✓ I slept with a roommate.  (Well, I AM married.)
× I have a hidden talent.  (I don't hide my talents.)	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex.	× I enjoy talking on the phone.   (Hate telephones. Hatehatehatehatehate. Ickynasty things.)	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.	✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.  (Um. . . maybe? I mean, I do check it a couple times a day. . .)	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.  (Nope. I'm proud of my mother. She's cool.)
× I have a mobile phone.	× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.	✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.	× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.  (I actually do have SOME idea now.)	✓ I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before.	✓ I've called the cops on a friend before.  (For suicidality.)	× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.	✓ I am shy around the opposite sex.  (And the same sex, for that matter.)	× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.  (Um. I'm a freakin' BARTENDER, here. If I HAVEN'T tried alcohol, I'm kind of falling down on my professional duties.)	× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.	× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.	✓ I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.  (If I had to. But I'd rather not. I'd much prefer to make the people who were attacking my best friends die, if that was the only option.)	× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.  (Naw, it's the costumes that make Halloween auesome.)	✓ I have dated a close friend's ex.  (I only ever dated friends. And friends are also friends of my friends. This makes it pretty much a given that one dates people who have dated one's friends.)	× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.	× Democrat.	× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.	× I am punk rockish.	× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.	× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).	✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.	× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.	× I have jumped off a bridge.	✓ I love sea turtles.  (Not that I've ever seen one in person. But I like the concept of them.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.	✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.  (What's the point of having a major goal or dream if you don't plan on achieving it? I mean, I may or may not succeed, but you have to PLAN to succeed.)	✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument.
✓ I hate office jobs.	× I went to college out of state.	× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.	× I have thrown up from crying too much.	× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.	✓ I adore bright colours.	× I usually like covers better than originals.   (I like covers that do something different with the music than the original does. Otherwise, what's the point?)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.  (I don't hate them. I don't go to them. They're fine for other people.)	✓ I can pick up things with my toes.	× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.  (I rode one once on a bridle path. I don't think that counds enough to check this off.)	× I still have every journal I've ever written in.	× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.	× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.	× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.	× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.	× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.	× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.	× I'm an artist.	× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.	× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.	✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.	× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.  (Naw; the Internet is part of my real life.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.	× I am extremely flexible.	× I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business.	× I smoke.	× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.	× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.  (No; just a couple.)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.	✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.	✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.	✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.	× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.  (I don't disbelieve, either.)
× I can't stand being alone.	× I have at least one obsession at any given time.	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.	× I'm a judgmental asshole.	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.	× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.	✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.<;/span>
× I am a Libertarian.	× I can speak more than one language.  (I know a LITTLE of a few languages, but not with any sort of proficiency.)	× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV.	× I like reading fact more than fiction.	✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.	✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.	✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.	× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.	✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.  (And nonetheless, I do it.)	× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest.	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.	× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.	× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.	× I dislike milk.	× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.	✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.  (No, because I used the premade form.)	× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.	✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.	× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.	✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.	× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.	× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.  (I don't much like D&D, Now, OTHER games. . .)	× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.	× I have a custom-built computer.	× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.	✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.	✓ I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.	× I'm Irish and loving it.	✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!	× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.	× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.	✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.	× I wish I was more open-minded.	✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey.  (But, instead, I'm going bald. Still, I like the grey in my beard.)
× I download songs from the internet.	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.  (I haven't even the foggiest idea what this question means.)	× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.	× I love playing Truth or Dare.	× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.	× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.	× I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.  (Mu. My LJ friends are often my real-life ones.)	✓ I can only hate someone that I love.	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.

Comments

[browngirl.livejournal.com]

You are the ideal opposite of a psycho ex. :)

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