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So, Lis and I were talking about this. ‘Cause in the musical, they cast Barry Bostwick and Janna Gleason. Which, while not the MOST wrong they could possibly have gone, certainly wasn’t good.
So who would you cast? You need to have a male lead who is tough-as-nails but lovable -- someone that the criminals he busted respect, genuinely like, and wouldn’t cross in a million years. And who can be cute-and-gushy-in-love with the female lead. And a female lead who can be aristocratic, beautiful, fun-loving, and cute-and-gushy-in-love with the male lead. And who has an adventurous streak and enough toughness to act as a perfectly balanced counterpart and foil to the male lead. We came up with James Marsters and Natalie Portman.
Mos Def might be good as Nick, although he’s a little young, and would have to do an American accent.
Joss Whedon might be able to handle the dialog.
So who would you cast? You need to have a male lead who is tough-as-nails but lovable -- someone that the criminals he busted respect, genuinely like, and wouldn’t cross in a million years. And who can be cute-and-gushy-in-love with the female lead. And a female lead who can be aristocratic, beautiful, fun-loving, and cute-and-gushy-in-love with the male lead. And who has an adventurous streak and enough toughness to act as a perfectly balanced counterpart and foil to the male lead. We came up with James Marsters and Natalie Portman.
Mos Def might be good as Nick, although he’s a little young, and would have to do an American accent.
Joss Whedon might be able to handle the dialog.
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Date: 2006-04-09 05:20 am (UTC)As for the dialogue, I think Aaron Sorkin would be my first choice for the job, but Whedon would be a close second.
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Date: 2006-04-09 06:55 am (UTC)Not sure about Nora, but I have to admit that most of the actresses in the right age range just sort of blur together in my mind.
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Date: 2006-04-09 05:21 pm (UTC)Another person for Nick might be Hugh Laurie.
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Date: 2006-04-09 05:52 am (UTC)hm? he's from brooklyn; are we classifying that as different from american now? :)
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Date: 2006-04-17 05:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-04-09 06:07 am (UTC)Even better; William Macy and Felicity Huffman.
Whedon, Sorkin, or various Gilmore Girls writers should be up to the dialogue challenge.
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Date: 2006-04-09 05:27 pm (UTC)And because I am a fanboy: Chiwetel Ejiofor and Gina Torres.
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Date: 2006-04-09 09:05 pm (UTC)Actually -- that could work if Torres plays the street-smart retired detective, and Ejiofor plays the wealthy socialite.
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Date: 2006-04-10 12:15 am (UTC)For more curent stars... hmm... Michael J Fox would be excellent if his Parkinson's comes under control enough, because he can add the bit of physicality the role could use. I think Salma Hayek would be an excellent Nora as well, as she does know how to play the coquette.
Now, if there were an *animated* version, I think Kevin Conroy and Grey DeLisle would do excellent voice work together.