As many of you know, I hate Hannukah

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So I've been looking for things I could like about Hannukah -- ways to redefine it, make it something OTHER than a simple "yay our repressive theocracy killed their repressive theocracy."

As usual, I discovered that the Rabbis got there first.

When Adam [the first human] noticed that the days were getting shorter, he said: "Is the world becoming darker because of my sins? Will it soon return to chaos? And this is what God meant when He punished me with mortality?" He prayed and fasted for eight days. When the period prior to the winter solstice arrived, he saw that the days were now growing longer. He realized: This is the way of the world. Adam then made eight days of celebration. (Talmud Avodah Zarah 8a)

That's something I can get behind much more easily.

Comments

[sproutntad.livejournal.com]

I really just like Hannakah for the EIGHT days of presents :) I LOVE THAT! ;)

[rebmommy.livejournal.com]

sorry - but no EIGHT days of presents this year. if you want, I can divide the money I'm sending you into eighths (weird-looking word, that) and send you eight checks. whaddyathink? and where did your cool Darwin icon go?