I realized the other day that I needed to punch myself in the face.

So, yeah.

The other day, I was thinking. I realized that I was seeing some hipsters doing their facial hair as muttonchops. Apparently, muttonchops are starting to become, y'know, a thing. And I'm actually kind of uncomfortable doing a sort of "popular", "in" thing. But I thought to myself, "It's okay. I was wearing muttonchops before it was a hipster cool thing."

Then I punched myself in the face.

Which is sadder/scarier?

Which is worse?

That my go-to solution when technological things aren't working in my house is "thump it"?

Or that it tends to work?