By posting this, I may, unfortunately, jinx it, but we'll see

LIS: [from the kitchen] KITTENS! Get out of there!
IAN: What did they do this time?
LIS: Well, I WAS going to ask if you wanted any more of the rice and vegetables, but the cats have finished it off.
IAN: Weren't you telling me about a website that said that grain was bad for cats?
LIS: Rice isn't as bad as a lot of the other grains. Anyway . . . I've got to say, I'm pretty impressed with their iron gullets so far. They've been sneaking bits of EVERYTHING.
IAN: . . .true. And they haven't even puked once yet.
LIS: Well, they did that one time when they were over with felis_sidus. But that was after they ate the tub of Vaseline . . .