Chinese food and slow drains

1. Just a note for folks who live in or near Melrose: Number One Taste, the Chinese takeout place right next to the Melrose Highlands train station, has really icky food. Bleah.

2. Speaking of gross things, Dave and I snaked out the slow drain on the first floor. Well, Dave did most of the work -- but I think I actually was the one who got the clog out. Eeeew. My hands still smell bad after scrubbing them four times.

Fortune cookies:

Lis got one that said, "Your luck has been completely changed today."

We want to know, "which way?"

I got one that said, "Someone from your past has returned to steal your heart."

Lis looked at that and said, "You really shouldn't have pissed off that psychotic Aztec cardiologist."