Problem solving, involving cats.

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LIS: There's a big moth in the bedroom, please get rid of it.
IAN: Where?
LIS: It's on the wall above the humidifier on your bureau.
IAN: It's too high up; I can't reach it.
LIS: Can the cat?
IAN: What?
LIS: Can you have the cat get the moth?
IAN: Which cat?
LIS: OUR cat.
IAN: Okay, I'll try. Where is the Boop?
LIS: Last I saw, she was in the bathroom.

[IAN goes into the bathroom, picks up the cat -- who, incidentally, had a vaguely guilty look on her face, that's not a good sign -- carries her too the bedroom, and puts her on the bureau next to the humidifier.]

IAN: Cat, look there. No, there. Up, cat. Above you.
LIS: Does she see it?
IAN: She's facing the wrong way.

[IAN turns cat around. Cat looks at some random piece of fluff on the dresser.]

IAN: Look UP, cat. There's a moth there. You LIKE eating moths.

[IAN takes cat's head in his hands and points head directly at the moth. Boopsie suddenly perks up, stretches out her neck.]

IAN: Okay, she sees it.

[CAT whacks moth, which falls down behind dresser.]

IAN: That didn't take long. . .

[CAT looks mournfully down behind dresser. . . ]

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[oneironaut.livejournal.com]

What drives me insane, particularly since the arthropods in this house probably overwhelm the mammals on biomass as well as numbers, is when two of the cats are playing with the same insect, it crawls onto one of them, and they both forget it was there at all. My dog is actually more effective at catching insects.