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Jul. 9th, 2004 05:33 pm
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I comment on accuracy in italics. Okay, fine, inside an <em> tag, because I only use semantic markup instead of physical markup, but, y'know.





Pisces - Your Love Profile


Your positive traits:


You're very tuned into your lover's feelings - and always doing something caring. Well, mostly. Not ALWAYS. I mean, I'm always tuned into people's feelings, but I don't always act on it. Just, like, 85% of the time or so. It's one of the most annoying traits I have. . .

Sweetness - you're the most romantic person your parnter has ever met. MOST romantic? That depends on who they've met. But I'm usually in the top quintile.

You get easily swept away and are a total delight to fall in love with. Yep. Again, I'm not sure why this is listed as a POSITIVE trait -- like the first one, this can get real old real fast.


Your negative traits:


You are super duper sensitive and find it hard to get out of a sad mood. Wellbutrin helps.

It's difficult for you to tell your sweetie no, even when you should. False premise -- it presumes that there is a time when one should tell one's sweetie "no". . . . okay fine, I guess that one's accurate.

You often tell your partner what they want to hear, instead of being honest. I'm getting better -- I've been working on that.


Your ideal partner:


Is straight from a fairy tale - the man or woman of your dreams Why settle for less?

Is a total romantic, with an artistic or creative side Nope. This one's less true. I don't mind "total romantics", but I don't NEED it. I guess "creative" is true, but it doesn't HAVE to be expressed artistically. Although it's fine if it is.

Loves to express their love to you, in all sorts of unique ways This appears to be an effectively content-free concept, so I can't judge it.


Your dating style:


Dreamy. You like traditional romantic dates, like picnics in the park and candlelight dinners. Among other styles of dates, yes.


Your seduction style:


Fearless - you try what your parnter suggests, no matter how unusual. Well, yep. I'll try anything honorable twice. 'Cause if I didn't like it the first time, it may have been a fluke.

Loving. You'll take your pleasure second, if necessary. False premise. Both parts are fun, so it hardly counts as a sacrifice.

Internal. A lot of your enjoyment takes place within your head. Well, duh.


Tips for the future:


Be more realistic. Your romantic ideal is nice, but it may just not happen. Thhhbt. That's what you think.

Let go of your fear of rejection - it's holding you back from being with your true love. No comment.

Open yourself up to a new love. The person you think you want may not be the one.. "The one". Hmph.


Best color to attract mate: Seafoam green
BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA. Um. Like hell.

Best day for a date: Friday


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Date: 2004-07-09 03:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-serenejo.livejournal.com
Best day for a date: Friday

As a former Catholic, I found this one hilarious. :-)

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Date: 2004-07-09 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] undauntra.livejournal.com
Well, Catholics are supposed to eat fish on Fridays...

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Date: 2004-07-09 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-serenejo.livejournal.com
Um, yeah, that's why I thought it was funny. :-)

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