Well. . .

[xiphias]

I've been having a crappy day, and haven't been sure I could really be good for the kids at the Purim party tonight.

I mean, I've really been trying to get into a better mood, but I wasn't sure I could manage it.

But, you know something? It's really hard to STAY in a bad mood when you're dressed as a ninja. Especially a Ninja Burger delivery ninja.

"You WILL have wasabi with your burger!"

Comments

[griffen.livejournal.com]

"And you will LIKE it!"

[city-glitter.livejournal.com]

...You're dressed as a ninja? *amused*

[red-frog.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't the Ninja Burger delivery ninja put wasabi on the burger without the customer knowing it?

[lstone.livejournal.com]

I often dress as a ninja when depressed.
And then I figure, "Well, if I'm dressed as a ninja, I might as well assassinate somebody."
So I do.
Then, after I've escaped, and changed into my civvies, I feel kind of bad.
So I get depressed.
And I dress up as a ninja...

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

There's a twelve-step program for that, now.

[lstone.livejournal.com]

Twelve-step programs depress me.

[elynne.livejournal.com]

*heart* :D

[griffinick.livejournal.com]

"Japanese burger man...is anybody hungry?!"

[greenlily.livejournal.com]

Followed, during Bill H's apprenticeship, by his roommate going "Japanese burger peon! Ignore him!" :)

[teddywolf.livejournal.com]

Are you using a Stealth roll to sneak the wasabi on the burger, or are you substituting your Combat roll to enforce it?

Ninja Burgers?

[beardedone.livejournal.com]

Is this a Boston phenomenon?

A new commercial:
In a small nook of a restaurant in the Chinatown section of San Francisco, downstairs from a dojo, are a group of ninjas.
One ninja to another, "Wa-sa-bi!!"
The other ninja replies, "Wa-sabi!!"
The three other ninjas present reply, "Wa-sa-bi!!"
Into the restaurant walks a tourist in a Cowboy hat. He says to the sushi chef, "I'll have a Bud."
The first ninja says to the chef, "Wa-sa-bi!!"
The tourist turns to the ninja, "Why thank you very much. I'm doing fine. I just came into town to see the ..."
One of the ninjas interrupts his speech with a blowdart to the neck. The tourist fall forward onto the counter.
The ninjas and the chef all shout, "Wa-sa-bi!!!"

Re: Ninja Burgers?

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

http://www.ninjaburger.com

That's probably the best way to explain it.

[marquisedea.livejournal.com]

that's hilarious,
and so true.