This meme is odd enough to actually do. . .

[xiphias]

This is the go here, get their description of your birth month, and cross out what doesn't apply.

FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

I'd love to find who wrote the original list and give them a few quick lessons on English grammar. . . .

Comments

[ookpik.livejournal.com]

You made a mistake, by crossing out "attractive".

[noveldevice.livejournal.com]

...with a four-pound hammer and a roll of duct tape.

And I agree. I've seen a picture, you're attractive.

[basmati.livejournal.com]

"superstitious and ludicrous"?

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

Yes. They're both true about me.

I don't think they're particularly related to each other, though.

[city-glitter.livejournal.com]

Uh...well, obviously you're attractive to at the very least one person, dear.

[browngirl.livejournal.com]

But you *are* attractive.

I mean, you're also sexy. *grin* But leaving that aside for a bit, you're intelligent and bright-eyed and amusing and witty and vibrant. I still remember when I first met you. Even if I hadn't wanted to sleep with you (although I can't imagine a universe in which I wouldn't've) I would have wanted to spend more time with you, because you're attractive. As well as sexy.

[goljerp]

Of course you crossed out "Attractive"; after all, you didn't cross out "shy and humble".

Which doesn't make you right about that, of course.

[rosamund.livejournal.com]

Hey, another February person!

Don't mind me - just a random stranger detouring this way from cheshyre's journal.

And when you do find the originator, can I help with those lessons?

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

Hey there. I recognized your name from comments in her journal. As you might expect, I read pretty much everything in her journal, including comments, because, if I don't, I'm in trouble.

[rosamund.livejournal.com]

::giggles::

Tight leash.

::hoicks mind back out of gutter::

Well, hi, anyway. I'm insane. But sweet and harmless too.

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

No! I'm the dom, damnit! Really! *grumblegrumblegrumble*

[rosamund.livejournal.com]

But of *course* you are, sweetie.

I never doubted it for a second. Really.