Phone conversation with my father

[xiphias]

[ring ring]

Ian: Ian here.
Father: Hiya kiddo, how are you, haven't talked in a while.
Ian: Hiya, Father! Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Father: What?
Ian: Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Father: That's today? Wow. Seems like just a couple months ago we had the first one. Arrrr! Avast!

[ we went on to chat about work and working on the house and stuff. But I just thought I'd blog that bit.]