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xiphias ([personal profile] xiphias) wrote2003-06-27 11:33 am

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So, you guys seen this yet?

I made two. First one, I was trying for a box office smash, second one, I was trying for Oscars.


Last Dance With Mary Jane (PG-13)
(Caper Comedy/Lingering Illness/Teen Angst/Romance)
Starring Shawn Wayans and Aaliyah
Also Featuring Sean Astin, Orlando Bloom, Eliza Dushku, and Liv Tyler
Directed by Chris Columbus
Screenplay by Ted Elliott and Susannah Grant

Projected Budget Range: $40-49 Million
Planned Release Date: June

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$19.68 million (Opening Weekend)
$103.37 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 7%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Jack Garner, Rochester Democrat and Chronicle
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Matthew Abrams, Chucklehound.com


The Dismal Sadness Of The Heathered Heath (R)
(Lingering Illness/Period Drama/Midlife Crisis/Small Town Drama)
Starring Liam Neeson and Fairuza Balk
Also Featuring Derek Jacobi, Ian McKellen, Helena Bonham Carter, and Judi Dench
Directed by David Mamet
Screenplay by David Mamet and Alejandro AmenĂ¡bar

Projected Budget Range: $1-10 Million
Planned Release Date: February

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$7.22 million (Opening Weekend)
$35.62 million (Total Domestic Gross)

Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 10%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 3%

Critic Most Likely to Praise: Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Chris Gore, Film Threat

[identity profile] rmjwell.livejournal.com 2003-06-27 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks for the pointer to the nifty toy, Ian.

I didn't realize the output was not linkable. My first two movie tries are in my LJ.

The Black Fox

(Anonymous) 2003-06-28 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
The Black Fox (R)
(Adventure/Fantasy/Historical Epic)
Starring Ben Stiller and Cameron Diaz
Also Featuring Dominic Monaghan, John Rhys-Davies, Cate Blanchett, and Kristin Scott Thomas
Directed by John Woo
Screenplay by Ken Harsha and Peter Jackson
Projected Budget Range: $50-59 Million
Planned Release Date: June
Projected Box Office Receipts:
$20.24 million (Opening Weekend)
$105.64 million (Total Domestic Gross)
Chance of getting Oscar Nomination: 11%
Chance of winning at least one Oscar: 1%
Critic Most Likely to Praise: Ron Wells, Film Threat
Critic Most Likely to Skewer: Michael O'Sullivan, Washington Post