". . . so he says, 'At least I learned an important lesson from this -- don't drink and drive.'
And I'm like, 'Damn, man, you could have learned that if you'd paid any attention in fifth grade DARE class.'"
"Actually, I did really well in DARE. I got a gold star for having the neatest coloring book."
-- a bunch of stoners in line in front of me.
I LIKE people sometimes.
And I'm like, 'Damn, man, you could have learned that if you'd paid any attention in fifth grade DARE class.'"
"Actually, I did really well in DARE. I got a gold star for having the neatest coloring book."
-- a bunch of stoners in line in front of me.
I LIKE people sometimes.