Bartender Geek

Back when I was in college I read an essay about Henry V where the literary critic said much the same as you have here, except that your phrasing is much more entertaining. I remember that he noted a production of Henry IV Pt 1 where Hal gets the better of Hotspur with an underhanded street-fighting move, and wished for more of that.

Also, I would so watch your version. Twice if I could.