Super Soakers

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Super Soakers don't look like real firearms, because that would be stupid.  But the battery-operated ones do look like Warhammer 40,000 bolters.   Unfortunately, they're not quite powerful enough to hit a raccoon on a fire escape three stories above the ground.

 

I am married to a woman who says things like, "On your way back from the grocery store, pick up a Super Soaker to see if we can't squirt the raccoon."

 

Not because she imagines that it would make the beast move on.  Just because she thinks it would be funny.

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Comments

[batwrangler.livejournal.com]

A garden sprayer with a canister that you pressurize by pumping (often sold for spraying trees) might work....

[rymrytr.livejournal.com]

I like your Lady! She thinks along the same lines as I. :o)

And for fun, go up on the roof and drop water balloons of the "little Bandit".

[metaphortunate.livejournal.com]

Evil, yet awesome. :)

[rebmommy.livejournal.com]

raccoons? still? haven't they gotten the idea yet that they are not welcome? How are Nicky and Nora at raccoon hunting?

[micheinnz.livejournal.com]

Lis would fit right in with my weird friends.