Okay, I think I've got it. . .

[xiphias]

To the tune of Warren Zevon's Lawyers, Guns, and Money


Click here to have the music play while you read, so you can sing along!

I went home with the waitress
Then went off to the zoo
How was I to know
She was with Walt Disney too?

I was riding at Busch Gardens
Drinkin' me some ale
Send lemurs, gnus, and monkeys
The Mouse Police are on my trail!

The lemurs have good night sight
And the gnus are there for force
And the monkeys are for cuteness and agility, of course!
Agility of course
Agility of course!

Now I'm hiding in Orlando,
And I'm a desperate man
Send the animal commandos
The shit has hit the fan!

Send lemurs, gnus, and monkeys. . .

Comments

[janetmiles.livejournal.com]

This is wonderful!

[griffen.livejournal.com]

*cracks up* That's great!

I wish I knew the original song, but it's still great! :)

[jehanna.livejournal.com]

I,I "lemurs, gnus and monkeys". Just because.

[rmjwell.livejournal.com]

I like it. For bonus points, sing it in a Steve Irwin accent.Ï

[browngirl.livejournal.com]

*giggle* I needed this today.

A.

[jadasc.livejournal.com]

Not bad at all. :) I might use "llamas" rather than "lemurs" for ease of singing, though.

[elynne.livejournal.com]

Leeeeeeeeemurs! :D

[patgreene.livejournal.com]

*giggle* I love this, not the least because I love the original song.

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

*frink* *frink*

[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

Hee! I like!