Well, on the one hand, of course I totally think you should see Twelfth Night, because the actors playing Feste and Viola and Sir Toby and Antonio are excellent and a lot of the others are watchably competent (and because I taught them their songs and because many of the costumes, made by the actress playing Viola, are very nice). On the other hand, none of those things are as cool as burlesque or drinking green intoxicants.

I'm not very helpful, am I. :)