Conversations Lis and I have.

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This morning, while I was driving Lis to work, she said, apropos of nothing, ". . . there's ANOTHER reason to hate Bud Selig."

IAN: What? What is?
LIS: Well, you know what George W. Bush's life ambition was, right?
IAN: To own the Texas Rangers?
LIS: No, he DID that. He wanted to be commissioner of baseball. If George W. Bush was commissioner of baseball, think how much less trouble the world would be in!
IAN: Lis, if George W. Bush was commissioner of baseball, Barry Bonds would have destroyed Tokyo by now.

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[noveldevice.livejournal.com]

I just reduced Ranj to helpless laughter by reading this to him, by the way.

[browngirl.livejournal.com]

*bursts out laughing at work*
*is fortunate that everyone else is in a meeting*