Best moment of last night's game

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For those whose computers and/or bodies lack hearing, here's a transcript:

ROYCE CLAYTON and COCO CRISP are talking in the Red Sox dugout.

ROYCE: You said, if somebody steals a base in the World Series. . .
COCO: Anybody -- the first stolen base -- only one though -- the first stolen base, if somebody does, Taco Bell will give one taco to everybody in America.
ROYCE: To everybody what?
COCO: In America.
ROYCE: That day?
COCO: I dunno -- it never said, "that day."
ROYCE: Whaddya talkin' bout? It's GOTTA be that day.
COCO: But they're are only like two more hours left in the day after that!
ROYCE: So what? That's what the deal has to be! How you going to come in and say, "I ain't got my taco!" You could go to every Taco Bell in the world and say that. "I ain't got my taco" -- how're they gonna know?