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xiphias ([personal profile] xiphias) wrote2007-09-24 11:36 pm

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Okay, y'all have seen this one, right?

Write yourself a dating ad.

1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible

2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all

3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.

Problem has been that most folks haven't succeeded. I mean, they write ads that make them sound appealing.

So let's see how I do.

Married white man, 5'5", 220+ lbs, seeks someone. Has some of own hair, esp. on back and shoulders, and most of own teeth.

EDIT: I just remembered the other line I wanted to put in: "No felony convictions."

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