Not hamentashen.

[xiphias]

Every last one of the hamentashen in the batch I just made unfolded in the oven. That means that they're not hamentashen. Instead, they're little lumps of poppyseed filling on round lumps of dough. They still taste fine -- they just look like caviar on toast rounds. But they don't taste like caviar on toast rounds. They taste like hamentashen.

Could be worse.