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See, I have to give Lis a fifteen-minute or half-hour head start.

Apparently, last night, I was not only snoring bad enough to keep her awake, but one of my feet was twitching enough to wake her up, too.

At one point, she, apparently, whacked me to wake me up to stop snoring. I told her I was awake, but didn't stop snoring. She asked how I was snoring when I was awake, and I said that I snored when I was awake.

I have no recollection of this whatsoever, and suspect I was talking in my sleep. While snoring.

So it's only fair that I give Lis a head-start. It is to be hoped that, if she's enough asleep, my snoring won't wake her.

If I lost 30 or 40 pounds, I'd either stop snoring, or, at least, I'd have a less-impressive resonance chamber to give it that deep echo-y bass that is so impressive.

'Course, I come by my snoring honestly -- I remember my father woke me up with HIS snoring once -- and I was sleeping two rooms away.
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