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IAN: Our cat needs a bath.
LIS: I've been saying that for a while.
IAN: But how do you bathe a cat? I mean, I've seen the YouTube video, but I don't want to do that.
LIS: How? You call a groomer.
IAN: agrumer? Avram Grumer?
LIS (patiently): Yes, dear. Avram Grumer is going to wash our cat.
IAN: Does he know this?
LIS: Naw, we'll just drop the cat off at his house. He's in New Jersey, right?

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[brooksmoses]

I remember one time when my uncle was visiting, along with his two cats, who had some sort of condition (not fleas, something else) that meant that they had to be bathed regularly with medical shampoo. Big, fluffy Persian cats, one orange and one gray.

From what I recall, this involved our deep laundry sink, heavy rubber gloves, and probably a bit of yowling (though I don't remember that bit), and a good bit of water.

The result was a pair of wet and incredibly skinny looking cats who looked about as sad and annoyed with the universe as I have ever seen a cat looking.

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