Welllllllll, not all vampires willingly give everything up willingly. Some are just made, like Claudia (IWTV). She had no choice in the matter. And Louis (again, IWTV) was a vampire with a human heart/soul, so...he didn't like suckin' on people to begin with. Of course, that's the Anne Rice vampire, and not the traditional Bram Stoker Dracula, which was loosely based on Vlad Dracul but also based on Elizabeth Bathory.
Speaking of a Jewish vampire, I would think that he (or she) would be something like Louis, but worse. I mean...how do you know who's kosher? wouldn't a Jewish vampire be able to only feed on Orhtodox Jews? Or would it depend on whether or not the Jewish vampire was kosher to begin with. Hmm...I dunno. I can imagine what a Jewish vampire's mother would be like, though.
"Oy, do you really think you can actually feed on that one? It's so skinny! Don't put it in your mouth, you don't know where it's been!"
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Date: 2006-12-22 04:55 am (UTC)Welllllllll, not all vampires willingly give everything up willingly. Some are just made, like Claudia (IWTV). She had no choice in the matter. And Louis (again, IWTV) was a vampire with a human heart/soul, so...he didn't like suckin' on people to begin with. Of course, that's the Anne Rice vampire, and not the traditional Bram Stoker Dracula, which was loosely based on Vlad Dracul but also based on Elizabeth Bathory.
Speaking of a Jewish vampire, I would think that he (or she) would be something like Louis, but worse. I mean...how do you know who's kosher? wouldn't a Jewish vampire be able to only feed on Orhtodox Jews? Or would it depend on whether or not the Jewish vampire was kosher to begin with. Hmm...I dunno. I can imagine what a Jewish vampire's mother would be like, though.
"Oy, do you really think you can actually feed on that one? It's so skinny! Don't put it in your mouth, you don't know where it's been!"
That ought to be a cartoon/drawing. XD