I forgot to mention, when talking about our weekend

[xiphias]

Tobin explained to us that the proper way to deal with going to Disneyworld was to sing the "Disney World Song" that she wrote.

It goes:

It's happy.
It's evil.
It's happy and it's evil.
It's the Happiest Place on Earth.
It's the Most Evil Place on Earth.
Happy Happy Happy.
Evil Evil Evil.
It's the Happiest and Most Evil Place on Earth.

That song was written by Dr. Tobin Belzer, PhD.

The scary thing is -- the song really helps. I mean, when you're getting creeped out by just how happy and evil Disneyworld is, you just sing that song, and it's all better.

Oh, you also have to sort of toss your head back and forth from side to side when you're singing it.

Comments

[nolly.livejournal.com]

You can tell it was written by a PhD because it uses "Most Evil" instead of "Evilest".

[mattblum.livejournal.com]

I'd bet the looks you get from other people while you sing the song would help make things better, too—especially from parents of small children.

[minerva42]

*tries to get the tune right*

[goljerp]

Hmm... the "Itch and Scratchy" theme song?

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

That's about the closest, yeah. Not exactly, but something like that. She wrote the tune to it, but it's certainly Itchy-and-Scratchylike.

[twilightsm.livejournal.com]

I keep getting the tone to Ren and Stimpy's "Happy happy, Joy Joy" song stuck in my head when I read those lyrics...

[ruthi.livejournal.com]

I sang the song out to my beloved, without introduction or context, and he said: "Hmm... Disneyland?"

[micheinnz.livejournal.com]

I heard that to the Itchy and Scratchy theme song...