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How's my day going? Lemme put it this way: I just coughed so hard I wrenched my neck. Ouch.

So, I'm telling Lis that SHE should go and feed the cat, because I'm just not doing well.

IAN: There's a saying that ongoing, naggling pain robs you of five IQ points. And right now. . . [POINTS TO head with headache, mouth with toothache, wrenched neck, upper back, chest with heartburn, and both calves] I've got seven of them. I'm down thirty-five IQ points. That leaves me with . . . um. . .

IAN and LIS together: 105

IAN: Okay, fine, maybe that wasn't such an impressive argument after all. . .

(Actually, we don't know, nor much care, what my IQ is. And, written down, this doesn't actually read as funny as it was when it happened. Oh, well.)
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