Dear future...

Dear future:

Remember how I said that I really don't MIND the lack of flying cars, because if there were flying cars, I'd have to deal with idiot pilots as well as idiot drivers?

Okay, fine. Can I have a car that flies just a little, just enough to get it out of the snowy parking space without digging?

Grey beard-ness

Now that my beard is more than half white, it should take dye really well. So what color should I dye it? I've always intended to use henna someday.