Conversations between my wife and me -- and our cat.

IAN: So, would you like pancakes or French toast for breakfast?
LIS: Whichever. I know, let's ask our cat!
IAN: Nora -- should we have pancakes or French toast?
NORA: Mew-wa.
LIS: That kind of sounded like "pancakes", but it also kind of sounded like "French toast".
IAN: Okay, let's try this again. Nora, mew once for pancakes.
NORA: Mew.
IAN: Mew twice for French toast.
NORA: Mew. Mew.
IAN: ... okay, that didn't help. Um -- mew three times for both pancakes AND French toast.
NORA: Mew. Mew. Mew.
LIS: ... this is getting creepy.
IAN: ... is our cat counting?
NORA: Mew. Mew. Mew. ... Mew
LIS: ... that was four, wasn't it?
IAN: ... yeah ... Nora? Can you do five?
NORA: Mew, mew mew. Mew. Mew.
IAN: I'm a little worried now.