Pop quiz from Basic Human Interaction 101:

Q: When someone says, "I find what you just did hurtful/offensive," the proper response is:

1. "Sorry, won't happen again."
   
2. "It's your own fault for being hurt"
   
3. "Well, OTHER people who are superficially like you aren't hurt by it"
   
4. "I don't care; I like hurting people"
   
5. "It's my right to do that, so I'm going to do it anyway"
   
6. "YOU'RE CENSORING ME!!! FIRST AMENDMENT!!! YOU FEMINAZI SJW!!!"