So apparently there's this thing called "Duller Movies"

It's a twitter hashtag, and I don't tweet, so I'm just posting here.

Take a movie title, and come up with a much, much more boring movie based on it: "Ferris Bueller's Day In School", "Snacks on a Plane", "Bed, Bath, and Beyond the Thunderdome", "An American Warehouse In London", "Friends On Benefits."

Here are a couple of mine -- "Stare Wars" (tagline, "Don't blink!"), "The Empire Strikes a Compromise Deal On Tax Policy," and the third one is someone else's, but there's no way I could beat it: "Return of the Jetta."