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A movie review.
Oct. 19th, 2012 01:50 pmFirst off, you have to understand -- for folding laundry, I look for the absolute worst, dumbest movies I can find; usually direct-to-DVD action flicks filmed somewhere in Eastern Europe. That level of quality.
Like, I just got two movies. One is about a former cop who becomes a zombie and then eats criminals.
The other one is Lockout. About a man who was wrongly convicted of treason, who is offered his freedom if he can go into a maximum security prison that the inmates have taken over and rescue the President's daughter, and the prison is IN SPACE!!!
I just turned it off for being too dumb. I turned it on ready to watch a movie about a wrongly-convicted man who is the only man who can get the President's daughter out of the maximum-security prison in space, and WANTING that level of dumb, and yet, on THAT standard, it is dumb enough to be painful.
Like, I just got two movies. One is about a former cop who becomes a zombie and then eats criminals.
The other one is Lockout. About a man who was wrongly convicted of treason, who is offered his freedom if he can go into a maximum security prison that the inmates have taken over and rescue the President's daughter, and the prison is IN SPACE!!!
I just turned it off for being too dumb. I turned it on ready to watch a movie about a wrongly-convicted man who is the only man who can get the President's daughter out of the maximum-security prison in space, and WANTING that level of dumb, and yet, on THAT standard, it is dumb enough to be painful.