What's YOUR life's artistic format?

So, one of my friends was commenting to the effect that zie's life would make a good musical. And I commented that that's good -- I've got friends whose lives are actually opera. . .

How about you? The plot of your life is what?

I'm thinking mine is probably a prog-rock concept album.

A couple "Call Me Maybe" variations

In this version, the verse is SPOT ON; the chorus is okay; the bridge doesn't quite work. But on the whole, I like it.

Right. That's a good rule.

No playing heavy metal when the cat is sleeping under the speakers.

More slice-of-life

LIS: What's that you're pouring on the clothes?
IAN: Hydrogen peroxide. It will foam up over any blood I missed.
LIS: What? It does that?
IAN: Yeah, it's very useful in cleaning up bloodstains. What do you THINK hydrogen peroxide is for?
LIS: Bleaching hair?
IAN: It reacts with hemoglobin by foaming up.
LIS: How do you know this?
IAN: Um. . . that's a good question. Why DO I know how to clean up bloodstains?